My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Acid is not a monday night drug
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
You're like the curious george of whores
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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