You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
everyone is single if you try hard enough
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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