hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
you traded sex for a burrito?
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
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