so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
It's shark week go big or go home
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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