the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Randomize
