So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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