OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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