Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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