hotel room ftw
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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