Dual....:-)
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
do herpes really smell.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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