Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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