I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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