Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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