3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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