I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
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