He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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