I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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