Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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