just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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