hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
love makes seman taste better
is wine microwaveable?
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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