so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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