Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Green mimosas i think yes
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Randomize
