i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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