Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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