i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
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