before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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