i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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