If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Randomize
