Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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