well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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