How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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