I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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