I don't remember. Are we still dating?
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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