He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
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