Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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