i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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