Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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