the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Randomize
