I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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