do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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