i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
there is puke in my bra ... again
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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