Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
Randomize
