So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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