When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
Randomize
