I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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