We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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