I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
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