Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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