Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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