is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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